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Wednesday, May 18, 2011

So Long, And Thanks For All The Fish!



Well, if any of you have anything important to accomplish in life, you may want to start getting it done within the next few days. That trip to Europe?, Sky diving?, Write the great American Novel?, Eat sushi, whatever it is, you have a very limited time left. Why you may ask? Didn't you hear? The world is coming to an end. Before you start constructing that space shuttle, our solar system, galaxy and the entire universe are all going to be met with a fiery, doomsday. I'm not talking about the Mayan prediction of 2012. I'm refering to a completely Christian based sect. Under the banner, of Family Radio, one Harold Camping, and a few others set up shop to create a radio station that spread the word of God to the masses. Now to be fair, Camping says that the first day of Rapture is May 21st 2011, and that the true end of the world (universe) will be five months later on October 21st. So we'll have a cliff hanger for five months...
According to him, going to a regular church is no matter. The power of the Church he says, is dead, and that they Satan now rules the Churches.  Only by turning your back on such false idoltry and the like, can you be saved. But the good news is that if your not saved, you don't burn in eternal damnation, you just cease to be..like before you were born.

So....yea.. kind of hard to follow up something like this.. but I'll try anyway. First of all, this guy, Harold Camping, falsely predicted the time of rapture once before in 1994. At least back then, he gave himself an exit by saying he could be wrong, and that the dates may not match up. But now, he's tossing all his chips in, and saying that May 21st will most positively be the Rapture, and the countdown to the end of days is here.

Most other Christians believe that the time of Christ's second coming, is unknown. As they say, he will come as a thief in the night. But, according to Camping, he knows the end is nigh by all of these signs that everyone else has apparently missed, but only he's picked up on.. You can go to the Family Radio website and click 'Gay Pride' on the side bar, and in the PDF you can read about all his signs that the world is upon the brink of destruction. Obvously just from the name you can tell that homosexuality, is a big factor in our 'punishment'.

I'll gladly let you make of this, what you will.


http://www.familyradio.com/index2.html

18 comments:

  1. http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/05/11/21-reasons-may-21-not-end-of-world_n_860747.html#s277589&title=4_The_World

    nope.

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  2. FINALLY WE CAN HAVE A ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE! :D

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  3. Awesome! I won't have to pay off my student loans :)

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  4. At least I wouldn't have to attend my friend's horrid RPG session on Sunday.

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  5. hehe, looking forward to meeting the guy^^

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  6. oh shit i had things planned for next week and now i gotta cancel it all because of jesus

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  7. Goddammit I'm busy on Saturday D:<

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  8. Well, I'll agree with him on one point. If any mythical creature runs the churches, it is certainly Satan. Pretty cool about just ceasing to exist, too. Atheists will just get what they expected in the first place!

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  9. Im looking forward to this lol.

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  10. World can't end that day, I have an apponitment

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  11. God damn sometimes Ijust hate religious people...they scare people and then nothing happens!

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  12. Reminds me of a certain handbook

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  13. He should read some Dostoyevski

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  14. Hahahaha oh my god, "SAVE THE DATE!"

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